Lets learn about stuff through ESL books

So at one of the schools I teach they use small story books to help teach the kids English.  They are pretty up to date, and are pretty interesting to read.  I find myself grabbing them and paging through them when I have a few minutes between classes, and always end up laughing at one thing or another.  The books themselves are only a few pages long, probably around 20 pages maximum, filled with illustrations or sometimes stock photos.  Either way they are entertaining and I thought to myself.  Why I do believe I've found a gimmick for the blog!

Now I would like to stress that I am not the creator of these images, and that showing the pictures from the books are for entertainment purposes only.  All of the pictures belong to the English Vine Corporation.

It is like starting into the gaping abyss that is my heart.  I would just like to say how much I adore pride parade Bowser there.  Though I don't remember a big pink horn on his face.  Just look at those stubby little arms.  I also like how blue Mario has what I believe to be a Y on his hat.  He shall now be known as Yario.

Look at the face on that star, that dude knows the score.  This is the gallery of children with improbable hair.  I mean serious we have red headed M haired girl, and there is a boy in a purple shirt who looks like a dog is laying on his head wagging its tail.  Heart shirt kid's arms confuse me even if they are correct, I keep thinking they should be switched.  The kid in the orange shirt looks like he has broken his leg.  Seriously though, that star is probably going to murder them all.

Its so beautiful.

I knows its a Japanese thing but I still don't get the whole snot bubble nose thing.  That is gross yo.

That green haired kids mouth freak me out, how is he able to grin that wide?  Did someone cut his cheeks like the Joker?  Oh god green hair?  You might wanna call Christian Bale kids.  Just don't let him show you his magic trick.

Mario is wearing brown Yoshi's skin.  I haven't seen many brown frogs, so perhaps it is a toad suit?  Either way it looks like he can unzip the crotch.  Creepy.

My Korean children all call gorillas King Kong.  So perhaps he is Donkey King Kong?  That or a confused and poorly spellchecked racist ape.

I will update the blog with more amazing books that I read for my other class as time goes on.  Some are boring but others are absolutely fantastic, and I will share them with you.  I do it for the love.